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faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

posted 40 minutes ago via novusamor · © xyct with 80,233 notes


So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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frostythesnowcat:

adelineangelfield:

frostythesnowcat:

adelineangelfield:

frostythesnowcat:

adelineangelfield:

RANDY JUST TEXTED ME BACK AW YISS

is that what your text meant?

It said “TABDY JYSY TEXED ME BAVK”

what was i supposed to think of that

but tabdy did jysy texe me bavk gosh frosty learn to read

tabdy is a great friend for texeing people bavk hours later

i’m too tired to texe tabdy back do it for me

but what did you texe him and what did he respond with?

I was all like “Randyface, I haven’t talked to you in two months and that is the biggest tragedy in the world. How’s it going, for for real? Something felt kind of weird the past few weeks and really quiet, and I think the lack of Randy in my life is it. What’s up? Done any cool stuff, gone anywhere, had any world changing revelations about anything? Are you still alive? I don’t even know anymore, but I’d sure like to.”

and he sent me a single text that said, “Hi Sam!”

and the five minutes later while i was excitedly flailing, he followed it up with, “I have kinda went off the map for the last four weeks. Going to Arkansas for my cousin’s wedding and West Virginia and several church things between!”

i feel like there would have been less effort just texeing him bavk than in typing it out for you but whatever 


fuchsiacladbastard:

Plot twist: Lady Stoneheart, Arianne Martell, Val, and Jeyne Westerling take the iron throne and form a matriarchal democracy and d&d don’t know what to do


frostythesnowcat:

adelineangelfield:

frostythesnowcat:

adelineangelfield:

RANDY JUST TEXTED ME BACK AW YISS

is that what your text meant?

It said “TABDY JYSY TEXED ME BAVK”

what was i supposed to think of that

but tabdy did jysy texe me bavk gosh frosty learn to read

tabdy is a great friend for texeing people bavk hours later

i’m too tired to texe tabdy bavk do it for me


imandreamsfashion:

A Christian Dior photo shoot in the 50s, Paris.

imandreamsfashion:

A Christian Dior photo shoot in the 50s, Paris.


frostythesnowcat:

adelineangelfield:

RANDY JUST TEXTED ME BACK AW YISS

is that what your text meant?

It said “TABDY JYSY TEXED ME BAVK”

what was i supposed to think of that

but tabdy did jysy texe me bavk gosh frosty learn to read


RANDY JUST TEXTED ME BACK AW YISS

posted 2 hours ago with 8 notes

secret-swifty:

When all ur friends are in the same room

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blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg


glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’


narcissamafoy:

Haven’t you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you, and the Dark Lord? 

posted 3 hours ago via mcmori · © narcissamafoy with 915 notes

cishaming:

insignificant-bit-of-carbon:

how come bigotry is just an “opinion uwu” but minorities speaking out against bigotry is “bullying” or being “hypocritical” 

bigotry is why


lustrous-dreams:

adelineangelfield:

i have great friends ok 

I’m the only one that matters

sorry guys only bri actually counts